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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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