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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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