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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻
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