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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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