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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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