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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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