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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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