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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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