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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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