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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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