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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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