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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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