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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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