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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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