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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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