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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Coco eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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