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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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