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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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