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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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