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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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