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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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