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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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