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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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