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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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