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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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