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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛
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