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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺
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