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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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