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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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