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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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