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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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