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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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