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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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