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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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