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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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