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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁
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