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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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