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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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