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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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