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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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