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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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