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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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