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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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