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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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