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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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