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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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