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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺
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