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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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