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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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