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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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