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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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